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10/16/14
Just in case you're one of those friends who worry about me: This is NOT fiction-y. It is fictional. I had the premise pop up in my head while riding the bus today.  :)
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So, this is my number!
Awesome! Wanna meet up at the cafeteria?
Be there in five
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So, had a cool idea for story. Wanna hear it?
DUR. Promise I won't steal it
[redacted: examples of blatant nerdery]
[redacted: equally blatant example of nerdery]
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You gonna be at the cafe at 12?
Yep. Usual table.
Awesome.
Ugh, wish those two would stop making eyes at other.
I know, right? Ha ha we're texting to each other and we're in the same room
RIGHT? What's with these losers
They're not losers.
Nah, but WE ARE
FOR SURE
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Ugh this homework is getting me down
You can do it! Kick its butt!
Why is grad coming so fast
We're just time traveling that's all
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So you should date [name redacted]
Why? Does he like me?
I dunno. Probably
What about [name redacted]?
It'd never work
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Did you get me the homework?
Yep. I'm in the lobby
Be right down
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Merry Christmas!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
And a happy new year
Everything going well at home?
Well, my parents are still my parents so there's that
I'm sorry. You should move
With whose money?
Oh right.
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Can I borrow your truck?
For what?
Oh, you know, stuff
Let's talk. Twenty minutes, student center?
Yeah let's do that
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Did you ever date [name redacted]?
Nah not my type
REALLY? you two would have been PERFECT
turns out he had a girlfriend the whole time
oh. sorry about that. you okay?
 a bit disappointed but yeah
how about [name redacted]?
what
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congrats on graduating! dinner? usual place?
pick me up?
of course. meet in central campus
great. on my way
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Let's have dinner
Really? How? We're not in the same time zone
Well there's always skype
right
also I was quoting sherlock
what
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happy birthday
thanks!
i hope you're destroying your enemies one by one
of course I am
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got a boyfriend yet?
well the creepy construction worker outside my apartment leered at me
if he doesn't date you maybe he'll use you for a skin jacket
that's gross
right? some people don't appreciate the skin aesthetic. well, when it's in jackets ;)
ew. :P how's your comic coming along
fine. I should email it to you
do so. i'm so bored
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thought of you today. hope you're doing well.
yep. doing just fine!
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whatcha up to?
oh you know same old same old
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how's it going?
good. you?
good
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hey! thought of you today. I hope you're doing well!
whose number is this
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